So I came across an article discussing the discovery of male birth control pills the other day. Now, I’m always joking on twitter about being on birth control, but I didn’t think these scientists were taking me or this subject matter seriously.
How can they do this to us? We were pills free, we didn’t have to agonize about that daily and we didn’t have to fret about potential weight gain from taking these pills. All we had to do were be good reminders for our lady friends but now we may have our own pills.
I must admit I’m a bit devastated and disappointed in these scientists. I mean, it has been two bad days in a row for me. First, we lost Robin Van Persie, (Yes I love Arsenal) and now this, can I catch a break?
I don’t know how it’s going to work but here is an example of some of the texts we may start receiving fellas from our ladies: “Hey babe, don’t forget to take your pills Ok?” Can you imagine? Your babe who you used to remind to take her pills is now reminding you to take yours?
One question: So if both parties are on birth control, will it have the same impact as wearing double condoms? (Health class in high school taught me it’s not a good idea to wear two condoms). Scientists, I know you people are hearing me, please give us answers!
My question to all my brothers is; would you get on the pill if the FDA approves it? Personally, I can’t imagine how I would feel if my girl asks me “hey babe have you taken your birth control pill today?”